Founding drop
Pre-order the first drop.
How pre-order works
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Pick a flavor and a plan.
Takes a minute.
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Pay today, lock your spot.
Pre-orders are paid at checkout. That's what holds your place in the founding batch.
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It ships March 2027.
Subscribers get the next box every 4 weeks after that. Cancel anytime before it ships for a full refund.
Questions
What is in Dumb Protein Chicken Jerky Bites?
Chicken. Spices. Honey or Maple. That's it.
When will my order ship?
We are targeting a March 2027 ship date for founding batch orders. This is dependent on USDA approval timelines, and we will email you as your drop gets close!
When is my card charged?
At checkout. Pre-orders are paid in full today, which locks in your spot in the founding batch! If you subscribe, your next charge comes 4 weeks after your first box ships.
Can I cancel my pre-order?
Yes, you can cancel your pre-order anytime before it ships for a full refund by emailing ian@dumbprotein.com. However, we think that decision would be... well... dumb ;)
How does the subscription work?
Subscribing secures your spot in the Founding Drop and the next drops at the founding price. Your first box is charged today and ships March 2027. After that, the same price every 4 weeks. Cancel anytime.