Protein got over-engineered.

  • Protein candy?
  • Protein popcorn?
  • Protein cookies?

Just eat dumb. Protein from chicken. That's it.

Chicken Jerky Bites

Pre-orders open soon. First 1,000 on the list get bags.

Dumb Protein Chicken Jerky Bites, Savory Maple, 2.5 oz bag Dumb Protein Chicken Jerky Bites, second flavor still a mystery: you help choose it, 2.5 oz bag

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